He smelled so good I wanted to lick him.

Leonard Kleinpeter has just sprayed himself with bug repellant, but not the stinky stuff in a can.

He had filled a pump spray bottle with vanilla extract to keep the gnats away. 

“When they are so bad that they will choke you without it, they won’t bother you with it on,” he smirked. “It has no residual effects either — no nasty smells; it doesn’t make your skin hot — it’s wonderful.”