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Monkeys - Buras,La

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I am hosting a contest on a 400 acre plot in Buras, La to help catch over 60 monkeys used for research that escaped a mobile cage. For evey monkey you catch without harming you will receive $50, and the person or team with the most at the end of the day will win the grand prize of $5,000.

This competition will be held on June 27th from 8:00AM-2:00PM. The property is located just off of highway 23 in Buras, La and has a large gated entrance with a red sign reading 'South Point Family Plot'

No registration is needed, you can show up the day of and start after signing our waiver.
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Re: Monkeys - Buras,La
There has to be a punch line on it's way???? If this is serious, might I suggest it wins the 'Weirdest Post of the Year' award?????
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I'm in!!! Gotta be a hoax, but I'm stocking up on bananas. Weirdest post fo sho award.
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i'm in too!!! what kind of monkeys???? there is a whole bunch of different kind of monkeys!!! want to make me a monkey suit so I can sneak up on them!!! monkey see, monkey do as they say!!! you know this is how the nutria population got started!!! monkeys are some mean hope its more than $5 a tail in the future???? are they trained to stay inside the 400 acre plot?? why just 1 day from 8 to 2 if u want your monkeys back??? whoever loses remember, see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil, be a good sport!! you sure this ain,t no monkey business going on here??? I don't have time to be monkeying around!!! finally someone admitted there is a lot of monkey business going on in plaquemine parish especially about the public and private land situation!!!
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.... the rest of the story ...... the research monkeys have 47 known viral and biological diseases and the combination of mutation of the 47 known makes an endless strain of possibilities , the monkeys are very aggressive from being locked up in a cage most of their lives and being injected daily with stuff and have no intent on being recaptured , 4 research workers are in the hospital under quarantine from being bite , 2 workers are no longer with us and their body had to be incinerated and placed in a land fill in Kentwood , La ------------- I am in , what's the limit !!!!!
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This sounds like a job for the Apex Predator! Where you at, Josh! Haha!
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..first person to catch a monkey with a gold colored tag on their collar wins a Swinn bicycle as long as the contestant has paided their $50 enrollment fee to the Save the Monkey Association ------- I heard baiting is allowed but bananas are not allowed as it makes the monkeys frisky
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landfill in Kentwood that's it!!!! now finally the mystery is over, that's where they buried jimmy Hoffa!!! they always suspected some monkey business going on!!!! whats gonna happen when the monkeys and nutria mate??? what will we call them??? nutria-monkey, monkey-nutria, any ideas???? heard ldwf is already working on the limits and season and special big game liscense!!
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ricky, I think apex has more sense than us???? he don't monkey around?????
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I think Josh is busy looking up monkey sauce piquant recipes!
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how did the monkey contest go?????
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Don't know how it went for everyone else but we are going to have monkey-bobs on the grill tomorrow , it's taste a lot like chicken !
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ok fish, even though u must be using monkey bait, i'll bite!! you are kidding right????? r u just monkeying around??? are we invited???
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